thenewhotness:

“Ugh, is that a book?  How can you even stand to carry that around, with its pages, and its cover?  God, I don’t know what I would do without the feel of a scroll in my hand so that I could read decrees the way they were meant to be read. You can’t just roll a book out and see it for what it is… really see it and appreciate it. Plus, there is nothing like the smell of old scrolls.”

Augustine’s top 500 rudest tweets about Ambrose, preserved in clay for all future generations.